Love Shack

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I remember when blogs were young.

Back when I started, back in the dim, dim depths of time when I had a really good template that was, obviously, ripped off from another site, the point of this blog was so that my Mum could keep up to date with my news while I went off travelling from one place to another in my role as international gallivanter and Excel troubleshooter. I would sit in an air conditioned office, sipping dodgy instant coffee in Ho Chi Minh City, and I'd compose witty two line entries about the goings-on in the offices beyond my door. That way, she knew I was alive, and all was good.

These days, I live with her, so she knows that I am alive. However, this means that I have abandoned my evil sidekick cat Mr Twinky, and he now only knows I am alive because he reads this site and I occasionally send him lewd text messages.

I know these facts because they cropped up over dinner the other night. Mr Twinky is here to get me sorted out, out of my parents home and in to a Love Shack. By the end of the week, this will be painted, and within eight weeks, it will be suitable for living in. I plan to move in this weekend.

To make this transition easier, I am now waking up at 6 in the morning. This will come in particularly useful when I am living without curtains. We're saving up for those.

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DM said:

What you should do is knock up all your neighbours. The ones that, potentially, can see in through your curtainless windows and see what they can see. Especially if they kneel on top of the wardrobe.

This way you'll also find out which ones are worth flashing(*) and which ones have kids which you do not wish to flash as you'll end up on the sex offenders register.

Alternatively, you can crawl around the floor below the level of the windows.

(* if you try to deliberately misunderstand what I mean about flashing you'll be sorry...)

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