So this is what's been happening. I met Mr Chan for lunch and we looked at what Wireless Application Protocol looks like in Cantonese. Not too good. I managed to find an English language menu that leads to Chinese data. Differently fab. Tonight, Mr Twinky and I enter the world of strange politics over Vietnamese food, with grown men behaving like children.
This is all fallout from Saturday night. Mr S fancies Mr H, but Mr H is seeing Ms B and in any case is not interested in Mr S or indeed Mr Anything thank you very much. Mr S lives in hope, however, and has been encouraged by the fact that Mr H is a nice, friendly bloke. Add to this mix Mr D, who is acting very strangely, Mr P who is looking for company (but being turned down by all and sundry) and who may or may not have been after both Ms C and Ms J on Saturday night, despite the fact of being in a steady relationship and not interested in adulterous pursuits.
Some of these people take themselves seriously. I'm not kidding.