When I went for my medical before last, there was a question on the form for the GP to fill in that basically said 'Do you have any reason to believe that the man sitting in front of you is a gay homosexualist.'
So the Doctor says to me - I hate these questions. I'm supposed to ask you if you're gay. It's really none of their business.
- Well, say I - Yes, I am a gay, but that's not actually what the question is asking. It just asks if I've made you think I'm gay.
- Oh, well that's okay then. It hadn't even crossed my mind up until that point.
That is wonderful
You must be very butch.