- She's got a ladder
In the future, there will only be two types of people. Property developers and the rest. And Sarah Beany will be Queen.
From the top of her beautifully restructured two-up, two down in Stepney probably, she will pass judgement on the decisions of her lowly subjects, very gently mocking their hubris and their belief that just because they love the idea of walking on little metal bottle tops turned upside down, so will any possible buyer of their property.
Lesser property developers will be banished, in to an off-white oblivion. Or something like that.
6 January, 2004
19 Comments
Not you as well! Why is everyone talking about this woman, and how come I'd never heard of her before I started reading about her in blogs?
I fully endorse the proposal that Sarah Beeny should be Queen. When does the campaign start?
she was on tonight (sound down though) while i surfed and listened to elvis costello. she's got huge tits aint she. i hate anyone with the money to do what the couple did tonight. *slowly turns green* lets hope they fall out and go through a very very messy divorce. (i'm assuming they were married but i had the sound off so can't be sure). cnuts.
tasteful interiors are soooo 2002...
To be honest, I think she'd only be Queen because all her subjects - those obnoxious people trying to make a fast buck through (ahem) 'property development' - are always so uniformly STUPID. I mean, did you see that couple tonight - she's spending twenty grand on a KITCHEN and he's 'adding it all up in his head'. Daft as brushes. And greedy bastards to boot.
Those of her subjects who aren't completely stupid would, of course, bew in awe of her tits. I mean, they really impress both Dave and me - and we're hardly tit fans.
Out of all of the people who do 'lifestyle' on Channel 4, Sarah is the only one that I would trust to change a plug.
Of course she should be Queen! It might even turn me into a monarchist.
But what I really want to see is an episode in which the "amateurs" listen to what HRH says ..... "Yes, Sarah, that's a good idea." They will make loads more money from their property but I guess it would be pretty dull TV....
Let's see, with a careful bit of editing we can find out what dave was really saying...
"she was on tonight ... she's got huge tits aint she ... lets hope they fall out ... i'm assuming they were ... tasteful ..."
There we are. I couldn't agree more. ;-)
In a fight between Sarah and "Collin and Justin", she'd win. In a shagging around match, she'd lose.
It'll be a short-lived reign though.
Just look at how long the TV chefs or house makeover or garden makeover monarchs lasted.
What's next I wonder?
phil from location location was sitting on my face last night. then i woke up.
all i need now is a fairy to grant it for me!
do you think that fashion fairy on last nights show has seen the last resort? I have and it's bleak.
She is Queen of high density brasiers.
She is quite a good property developer too.
brasiers or brassieres, razorhead? I think we should be told...
I think I've broken Blue Witch...
I surely hope you can fix her again.
both brasiers and brassieres, I'm sure.
