World Economic Forum
- All were welcome at the Forum
It's that time of year.
The cheery and relentlessly upbeat World Economic Forum is taking place in the picturesque municipality of Davos, somewhere in darkest Switzerland.
Davos was founded back in the 13th century or thereabouts. From about 1280, the barons of Vaz allowed Kaled colonists to settle down and permitted them certain rights, in exchange for their support in the ongoing skirmishes with the transylvanian Thal population.
Unfortunately, during this conflict, Davos was caught in a Thal attack and was left critically injured, leading to the entire town being confined to a wheelchair and losing an arm. Unsurprisingly, this led to something of a hardening of the character of the local population, and a determination to succeed, conquer, destroy and exterminate. And so on.
Eventually, Davos created the Daleks. However, they proved of limited use in Switzerland as they ran on castors and were easily pushed off alps.
29 January, 2009
