
The iPad 2 is better than the iPad, but not by that much.

Cloves do not belong with ham. If cloves belonged with ham, pigs would love mouthwash. They don't.
Ham belongs with mustard. If you have cloves, push them in an orange and give them to an elderly relative.

The theory of evolution is constantly evolving.

Man is the Zebra's main predator. They are invaluable for their use as pedestrian crossings.

Zebras are no use as beasts of burden. They are naturally nervous, and too flighty to train. This has helped them to survive.

What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone?
During the Second World War, Winston Churchill's finance minister said Britain should cut arts funding to support the war effort. Churchill's response: "Then what are we fighting for?"

More regular posting has led to an increase in comment spam here.

Despite Charlton Heston, the 1968 version of Planet of the Apes is superior to the 2001 reimagining.

Li Ka-Shing owns approximately a 0.75% stake in Facebook.

Eastenders is not a documentary.

My phone just decided - without prompting - to pretend it was in "flight mode".
In 2011, this may prove inconvenient.

Edinburgh Trams will not take me to work in 2011.